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Post by Lokisgodhi on Dec 19, 2014 0:20:24 GMT
Jonesing for movie fix. Need reassurance Icefims is coming back.
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Post by bennottinghill on Dec 19, 2014 3:03:00 GMT
just be patient.
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Post by Repdaddy on Dec 19, 2014 3:29:29 GMT
We are. But you owe each member of staff three chickens and a goat. You must also provide two Cornish hens, a tanker full of pure hdma extract and fifty virgins for each administrator. Thank you for your patronage.
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Post by Ana on Dec 19, 2014 4:01:37 GMT
Your gonna sacrifice a virgin chicken to appease the great server gods ?
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Post by mfurlend on Dec 19, 2014 4:08:07 GMT
Your gonna sacrifice a virgin chicken to appease the great server gods ? A virgin and a chicken? Maybe. A virgin chicken? Hell no.
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Post by lonebrowncoat on Dec 19, 2014 4:49:43 GMT
see posts at reddit where alternatives were given [not as good as ice though]
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diggerjr1
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IF ICE BUILDS IT ; THEY WILL COME
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Post by diggerjr1 on Dec 19, 2014 14:45:02 GMT
"ICE WILL BE BACK".....feel better now? ? lol
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feral
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Post by feral on Dec 19, 2014 16:54:46 GMT
okay i got most of that...but one of the tankers is only 96% full...i guess ice films isn't returning ...so it's probably not worth mentioning that the goats ate some of the chickens...technically they're still intact though...just, inside the goat...for now Update: Several of the Cornish hens escaped...but luckily I was able to procure some Cornish roosters...admittedly I know they're not the same...but they ARE virgins and I know you wanted a bunch of those, so hopefully it'll make up for it. Also the roosters are very well behaved, so they won't likely to try to escape. ...I should also note that they understand Hungarian remarkably well...so if you visit Hungary and need to interact with any local birds, bringing one of the roosters along may be helpful. (provided the local birds also speak Hungarian...I'm not sure how high the literacy rate for birds is over there)
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Post by monkey on Dec 20, 2014 3:16:38 GMT
will ice be coming back
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Post by monkey on Dec 20, 2014 3:17:43 GMT
i really miss it first TPB now ice
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Post by Repdaddy on Dec 20, 2014 4:00:43 GMT
feral: After discussions with other staff they deemed the roosters unworthy. I went to bat for you on this and after several more hours of heated debate we came to a compromise. At least 50% of the roosters must undergo gender reassignment surgery. The cup size of the regendered birds must be no less that avian c-cup. Two of the birds can be replaced by a donkey Russtronic saw in a bar during a trip to Tijuana. It must be the specific donkey he saw. I do not know any details about said donkey or bar as the midgets I keep in my basement to sell into sex slavery were revolting and as such I could not accompany him on that trip. Please contact him for the details. Just top of the tankers with Wild Turkey bourbon and we will accept. It can not be 80 proof, it must be 101. No cutting corners, mind you. We will be able to tell. Thank you for your interest and willingness to find these items to help speed the return our our site. Your efforts will not go unrewarded. Update: Repdaddy's Daddy! does not even care about the virgins if the aforementioned donkey is included.
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Post by Russtronic™ on Dec 20, 2014 4:20:17 GMT
poopyhead! I think we need Feral on the team! I think I'm in love....
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Post by Repdaddy on Dec 20, 2014 4:26:58 GMT
You will say anything to get that donkey, will you not?
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Post by Russtronic™ on Dec 20, 2014 4:38:07 GMT
Do you know how hard it is to find a talking hermaphrodite donkey after that damn Wilbur started his show?
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sky
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Post by sky on Dec 20, 2014 10:47:09 GMT
Why does everyone assume its virgin hen not virgin rooster?
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