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Post by Repdaddy on Dec 20, 2014 17:33:29 GMT
Because a traditional, or "true" Cornish hen is female. If a chef was found to be preparing cock for royalty in Victorian times, it was grounds for beheading.
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Post by Bob on Dec 21, 2014 3:15:47 GMT
Listen in the mean time, all of you I hope are still aware that thepiratebay.cr is fully operational. Untrue the rumors of it being completely down.
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Post by Repdaddy on Dec 21, 2014 3:57:49 GMT
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Post by rodentraiser on Dec 21, 2014 5:07:03 GMT
Update: Repdaddy's Daddy! does not even care about the virgins if the aforementioned donkey is included. This isn't the donkey from Clerks II, is it?
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Post by Repdaddy on Dec 21, 2014 5:18:53 GMT
Only Repdaddy's Daddy! knows.
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Post by feral on Dec 21, 2014 14:35:25 GMT
Okay, it's been a long trip, but I finally got back from Tijuana. The good news is, I found the right bar...the bad news is APPARENTLY the donkey's been in a Mexican prison ever since russtronic left...they actually knew him by name and seemed very unsettled about any further inquiries.
Fearing for my life, I quickly changed the subject and introduced them to my crate of Cornish roosters, that I happened to bring with me. Surprisingly, they were only too glad to offer discount surgeries for all of them. Though the chicken breast implants are full of a guacamole/saline mixture that I was assured could double as a flavorful marinade. However, because of the considerable weight, they all now need back braces to avoid dragging their heads on the ground. (Hens are lighter than one would expect) Braces that will surely be properly fitted once I stop laughing at their attempts to walk. It may be a few more days.
As another lucky break, that bar also had 2 small crates of Wild Turkey Bourbon which they seemed oddly eager to part with--provided I leave their establishment within the following 10 minutes. I gladly obliged. However, though I believed that to be the least arduous part of my quest, when I awoke this morning, I had a huge headache, the hens were out of their cages, passed out on the floor, and most of the bottles were empty.
Also, for some reason that I really can't explain, the partly-full HDMA tanker is now down to 93% and 2 of the goats keep avoiding eye contact with me.
Lastly, before I forget, I heard a rumor that the donkey you're acquainted with had a very talented foal named Josefina that hopped the border and now works in a club in downtown San Diego. Though she's a mule, not a donkey.
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Post by missjamille on Dec 21, 2014 16:19:50 GMT
It is a tragedy that you guys were taken down. I had faith you would eventually find another place and be back up relatively fast and me and all my friends are being patient and extremely appreciative you are even working toward getting it back up. You are the very best site like this. I use many others but they don't even come close to you. Once you there is a way to donate, I will be donating to you for all you do and all the very hard work that goes into this! Again thank you so very much for everything you do!
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Post by Russtronic™ on Dec 21, 2014 19:04:20 GMT
I hope that you are not insinuating that I had anything to do with the donkey's love child! I am more of a voyeur than participant anymore (As I broke my back doing the 40 virgin trick). But since I did it breaking a record set by "Ol Nick" himself, I have enough street cred to get a new body. Cant decide on the right one....
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Post by Repdaddy on Dec 21, 2014 21:47:40 GMT
feral: To expidite the return of Icefilms please ship all items on hand to our Icefilms headquarters. Bear in mind this must be done in a fashion that will not alert the authorities. I suggest shipping via a caravan of mystery-mobiles, and please do not forget to include a tray of Scooby snacks in each, for authenticity. I find this method of shipping to be effective as it surely astounds and confuses authorities. After shipment of items, please put on a pair of ruby slippers and click your heels three times. After items are shipped and slippers are clicked, Icefilms will return within 24 hours. Thank you very much for contributing to the return of our much beloved site.
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Post by Russtronic™ on Dec 21, 2014 22:16:21 GMT
Awesome!! You have to share the Scooby snacks this time poopyhead!!Thank you feral! I have to go get our fearless leader some gum now. He only likes one kind from an alternate reality 32 times removed.
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Post by dexatrin82 on Dec 21, 2014 23:57:56 GMT
I have the chickens and goats, No virgins though theydont seem to exist in my part of the woods, unless you count virgin caesars as virgins . The tanker however that I have two of. What else would you guys like btw first forum I have signed up for in a while.
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Post by JonnieGee on Dec 22, 2014 0:56:40 GMT
Psst ... I witnessed the great-great-grandfather of the donkey in question south of the border in 1984 while on forced vacation after skateboarding through the backdoor of the Dow Jones News Retrieval Service with my Commodore 64, (also referred to as "C64" for all you post Cold War newbs). After assimilating the donkey-ho show ... twice ... I exited the arena with numerous unexpected souvenirs from the shower of airborne amourous expulsions. Disillusioned with the thought of spending eternity in donkey-ho hell and with the lack of dependable telephone service for my C64 companion, inquiries were hastily made back home culminating in the joyous end to my Mexican vacation. After "willingly" assisting the maintenance staff of the DJNRS in putting a lock on the backdoor and hanging a sign that read "No Backdoor Access - All visitors must use the front door" all was forgiven. Well, forgiven for 1984-85 at least. Data on subsequent years is released on NTK only. You shoulda been there in the early days; it was like the wild, wild west. Today sux.
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Post by Repdaddy on Dec 22, 2014 19:47:20 GMT
I have the chickens and goats, No virgins though theydont seem to exist in my part of the woods, unless you count virgin caesars as virgins . The tanker however that I have two of. What else would you guys like btw first forum I have signed up for in a while. Thank you for your offer but we must decline by order of our board of trustees. They seemed offended you offered us chickens instead of the requested Cornish hens.
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Post by Catsin on Dec 23, 2014 1:28:13 GMT
Nice to see you guys joking around - I was a wee bit worried about the lot of you, disappearing that way. I wish I knew how to donate via BC! I would if I could. Who knows - once i figure out why my Windows 7 will not output to my TV I can find time to figure out BC....
HaHa - I am one of the 60 year olds on your site! I truly am so not-tech savvy. But I love you guys!
Ice Ice Baby!
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Post by eurodanceguy on Dec 23, 2014 4:51:48 GMT
see posts at reddit where alternatives were given [not as good as ice though] Which sub reddit??
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